"The most glorious creature under the sun! Thais! Du Barry! Garbo! Rolled into one."
- J. Cheever Loophole (At The Circus)

Lydia, the Tattoed Lady was a performer in a circus. She was at the World's Fair in 1900, where she met J. Cheever Loophole.
She later swept an admiral 'clear off his feet' after he saw the ships on her hips. Lydia married him and he was put in command of the fleet.


On Her BackEdit

The Battle of Waterloo, The Wreck of the Hesperus and the Flag of the United States.

On Her HipsEdit



Kankakee, Paris, Washington Crossing the Delaware, President Andrew Jackson, Niagara Falls, Alcatraz, Buffalo Bill, a Picasso, Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon, Lady Godiva with her pajamas on, Grover Whalen, the Trylon, Treasure Island, Nijinsky, and her Social Security number.